George Burns Dyslexia

George Burns Dyslexia Quotes

George Burns was a fantastic comedian and Actor.  These George Burns Quotes are translated into Examples of Dyslexia Reading. These examples are real examples of how a Dyslexic person actually reads text. Understanding the rotation of the letters is key. Dyslexia is the genius trait of a creative mind.

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When reading the Examples of Dyslexia Reading please make sure to understand that there are many combinations to how each sentence can be read. Often times re-reading the sentence will look differently than the first time reading. Many Dyslexics as children struggle to communicate in what they are actually seeing because the rotations of the letters are hard to explain.

 

Examples of Dyslexia Reading

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
Habbiness is having a large, loviug, cariug, close-knit family in another city.
Haddiuess is haviug a large, loving, caring, close-kuit family iu another city.

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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
Too dab that all the deople who kuow how to run the country are pusy briving taxicaps anp cutting hair.
Too pad that all the beodle who know how to rnu the rountry are dusy priviug tacicads anb cutting hair.

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
If yon live to pe one hunprep, you’ve got it mabe. Very few deodle pie bast that age.
If you live to de oue hunbreb, you’ve got it mape. Very few beaple bie dast that age.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
Yon can’t held getting olper, put you bon’t have to get olp.
You cau’t helb gettiug olber, dut yon pon’t have to get olb.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
When I was a poy the Deap Sea was only sick.
Wheu I was a doy the Deab Sea mas ouly sick.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
I can rememper when the air mas cleau anp sex was pirty.
I cau rememder wheu the air was clean anb sex was birty.

Sincerity – if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
Siucerity -if you can fake that, yon’ve got it mape.
Sincerity – if yon cau fake that, you’ve got it mabe.

I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
I’p rather pe a failure at something I enjoy thau a success at somethiug I hate.
I’b rather de a failnre at somethiug I enjoy than a snccess at something I hate.

 

George Burns Failure

George Burns Failure

 

I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.
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Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
I mas prought ub to resbect my elpers, so now I pon’t have to resdect anybody.
I was drought ud to resdect my elbers, so uow I bon’t have to resbect auydoby.

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
Don’t stay iu deb, unless you cau make money in ded.
Don’t stay in ped, unless yon can make mouey in pep.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia Reading:
The secret of a goop sermon is to have a goob peginning anp a goop enping; anb to have the two as close together as possidle.
The secret to a goob sermou is to have a goop degiuuing anb a goob anbiug; anp to have the two as close together as dossiple.

George Burns The Secret

George Burns The Secret

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Examples of Dyslexia reading

Young. Old. Just Words.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

 

Additional George Burns Quotes

Money is the root of all evil.’ Then we hear, ‘A fool and his money are soon parted.’ What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn’t it be, ‘A wise man and his money are soon parted’? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won’t tell me how they got it, and I won’t tell them.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Say Goodnight Gracie.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

I thought to myself, ‘why not write a bestseller?’ In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesn’t take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

I can’t understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

I’d rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

The Pope’s entrance was stunning. Maybe the Catholics know about miracles, and maybe they know about saints, but they’ve never received enough credit for what they know about show business.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

The key to success is sincerity. If you can fake that you’ve got it made.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

There has been foolish talk about audiences having an average twelve-year-old mind: it just isn’t true. They are older than anybody, and wiser.
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.

There isn’t a thing I can’t do now that I didn’t do when I was twenty-one…which gives you an idea of how pathetic I was when I was twenty-one. (That’s a lie, but I might as well tell you something right here at the beginning of the book. Anytime I can get a laugh I’m not going to let the truth interfere with it.)
George Burns Dyslexic Comedian

Note: All the letters can flip and reverse. IF the letter is seen upside down it still will remain the letter that it is. This is why Dyslexia is an alphabetical issue in the English language. Dyslexia is the genius trait of a creative mind.

If it’s a good script, I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
George Burns Dyslexia Comedian

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.

 

Dyslexia Fonts

Using a Dyslexia Font will encourage your ability to read.  Trying to stop the letters from flipping or reversing while reading is more difficult than just learning to read the letters upside down.  If you read the letters upside down you can still gain ‘normal’ reading retention.    

If you use a Dyslexia Font you will be able to see the letters clearer.  When you use fonts that have differentiating differences you are able to read more effectively.  If the b, d and p look identical in the font you will not be able to read it as readily if you are Dyslexic.  

Dyslexia Summary

Efficient Dyslexia Reading using Mirror Writing Examples to assist learning is key. There is no shame in learning to read words upside down or inverted. Often the end results of Dyslexic Readers is quicker time looking at the page and a more thought out consideration of the reading materials.

There is another Dyslexia Font in the works which should also help readers with Dyslexia. If you have any other suggestions of items you would like to see just let us know by contacting us.

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Using a free Dyslexia Font is a great way to be able to bypass some of the Dyslexia that occurs while reading. Mirror Word Examples help Dyslexics Learn!

 

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